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In this article, I have written for you some of the best funny birthday wishes for teacher that you can send.

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Funny Birthday Wishes for Teacher

My parents usually spoil me, but I’d rather be spoiled by my teacher when it comes to my grades. Happy Birthday to you!

You try to teach me to be a better person but I never learn all that much because you’re always around. Happy Birthday!

If I had a dollar for every time a teacher said “I’ll take care of this” and then didn’t, I would have enough money to buy you the most expensive birthday gift in the world. Happy Birthday!

You know very well I don’t like the subject you teach and I’m glad I don’t have to. But you’re the very best teacher I’ve ever had so thanks for everything! Happy Birthday!

It’s a good thing you don’t get paid by how many kids you teach because if you did, we would have learned nothing! Happy Birthday to you!

I can’t be your friend because, you know, you’re my teacher but I hope that you have a great birthday and all I wish for you is to be happy and always surrounded by love. Happy Birthday!

This is to let you know that it’s not the average cake I want on your birthday but good grades in math because, well, why not? Happy Birthday!

Our sincere happy birthday wishes to you!  Oh, and one more thing, we’re really sorry for not putting the wireless mouse away after using it!

Happy birthday! I can’t believe that 45 out of the 50 school days have passed, and you’re still standing!

I’m sorry but I’m not that mean, I refuse to give you a birthday present because that would be giving in, and my arms are too sore from all the times that I’ve already given in this year already! Happiest Birthday!

Have an amazing birthday party, but don’t have too much fun – we’re counting on you to teach tomorrow!

Just when I think that you are the best teacher, you go and change things up. If only I were a fast learner… Happy birthday!

I may not have learned much in school, but your teaching methods inspired me to create my own methods of learning. My sincere birthday wishes to my teacher.

I have a burning desire to be just like you, so I figured I should probably learn how to count and read before you leave us. Happy birthday!

You are the best teacher ever; it’s not just my opinion. Everyone says so, even the students who don’t like you! Have an amazing birthday!

We’ve had some really great teachers here at school, but none of them can compare to you when it comes to being nosy with grades! Have a wonderful birthday!

Sometimes I wonder how I would have turned out if it weren’t for you – then again, so do my parents. Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday, teacher! I’m still one year too young to spoil you though. But soon, I will get you loads of presents and a live supply of chocolates.

For my teacher’s birthday this year, I wanted to send in something warm and nice but also funny- which is what hibiscus flowers are!

Teachers are really cool and deserve to have amazing birthdays every year! Let me prove it with this one from me to you! I hope you have an A+ birthday!

Happy Birthday, Teacher! This year I’m teaching you how to get revenge by making milk taste like chocolate milk when it’s time for tea. Hope that’s okay with your diet…

You’re a pretty cool teacher, far better than the one I had in grade school. Happy Birthday!

It’s never too early to start thinking about retirement. I wanted to throw you a party so you don’t have to go too soon. Happy Birthday!

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I hope after reading this article you have found some of the best funny birthday wishes for teacher that you can send.