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In this article, I have written for you some of the best sarcastic birthday wishes, messages, and quotes for your loved ones.

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Sarcastic Birthday Wishes

I hope you have a great birthday surrounded by your nearest and dearest friends and I hope they all forget their gifts at home!

Happy birthday! may your day be filled with all the things that you love and none of the things that you don’t.

Congratulations on making it another year without expiring. Happy birthday! now you’re one year closer to death.

Have a wonderful birthday and many more to come until you finally kick the bucket!

They say that age is just a number well, congratulations on becoming one year closer to being a very large number!

Hope you have a birthday that’s as awesome as you are but not quite as old!

Happy birthday to someone who is smart, funny, talented, and still manages to be humble (that’s me, by the way).

May your birthday be filled with more joy than you can handle and less drama than a telenovela!

Hope your birthday is as sweet as you are… but not quite as sticky!

May your special day be as amazing as you are… but not quite as exhausting!

As you get older, birthdays become less about the party and more about the recovery time needed afterward.

May your birthday be filled with all the things that make you happy… and none of the things that give you a headache!

Happy birthday to someone who is always young at heart… and is now officially old in years!

Sarcastic Birthday Messages

Another year older, and you’re still not any wiser. Happy birthday!

Getting old isn’t so bad… You get to live longer to see all the good things you did wrong.

I’m not saying that you’re old, but let’s just say that your birth certificate is an antique.

Happy birthday! You’re now officially closer to death than you are to childhood.

Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live. Happy birthday!

Happy birthday, dear! Remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.

On your birthday, I wish you joy and happiness. But not too much joy and happiness, because you can’t handle it.

Wishing you a wonderful day… that’s setting the bar pretty low, but I’m sure you’ll be able to clear it.

Another year has passed and you’re still not any wiser. I hope your birthday is as happy as you are annoying.

Sarcastic Birthday Wishes for Friend

Happy birthday, friend! I hope this year is even better than the last one… which was pretty awful if I’m being honest. But I’m sure you’ll bounce back!

May your birthday be filled with joy, happiness, and of course, sarcasm. Because that’s what friends are for!

Wishing you a wonderful birthday… even though you’re getting old and wrinkly!

It’s your birthday, which means it’s time to start acting your age… just kidding, you can stay immature forever!

I hope this birthday is as special as you are… not that special, but still pretty good.

Wishing you all the best on your special day… even though nobody’s perfect, and you’re certainly not!

Birthdays are a time to reflect on the year gone by and all that you’ve accomplished… or in your case, all that you haven’t accomplished. But don’t worry, there’s always next year!

On your birthday, I want to remind you that you’re not getting any younger… but you’re still as immature as ever!

Wishing my favorite pain in the neck a very happy birthday! You’re not getting any older, you’re just becoming more experienced.

Time to celebrate another year of you being alive… even though some days it feels like it was a close call!

Wishing a very happy birthday to someone who means the world to me… even though they’re not perfect, and they annoy the heck out of me sometimes!

Sarcastic Birthday Wishes for Brother

You know what they say, “The older you get, the wiser you become”. I’m really looking forward to seeing how wise you get this year!

Congrats on making it another year without getting hit by a bus!

Thanks for being born! We would have been lost without you. Happy birthday!

It’s nice to know that even though you’re a year older, you’re still younger than me.

On your birthday, I wish you enough air to blow out all of your candles. Happy birthday, bro!

Happy birthday, brother! You’re one year closer to a mid-life crisis.

Happy birthday! I would say “enjoy it while you can”, but that wouldn’t be appropriate since you probably won’t remember it anyway.

On your birthday, I want you to know that you’re still my favorite sibling… even though you’re technically my only one.

Happy birthday! I hope this year is as successful as your last one… in getting older, that is.

I’m so glad you were born! Otherwise, who would I make fun of all the time?

Sarcastic Birthday Wishes for Sister

I’m glad you were born because otherwise I’d be the oldest child and that would suck.

Thanks for being born! Otherwise, I wouldn’t be able to call you my little sister!

I hope you have a birthday that’s as awesome as you are… but let’s be honest, that’s pretty much impossible.

On your birthday, I just want to say how grateful I am that our parents love me more than they love you.

I hope you have a birthday that’s as special as you are… but then again, every day is pretty special for you, isn’t it?

Wishing you a happy birthday… even though I really shouldn’t be encouraging your ego.

I hope you have a birthday that’s as delightful as you are… but then again, that would just be too much happiness for one day.

Happy birthday! I hope this day is as wonderful as you are… but let’s face it, that’s pretty much impossible.

I hope you have a birthday that’s as amazing as you are… but we all know that’s just not possible.

In honor of your birthday, I just wanted to say how glad I am that you were born… even though I’m sure it was a pretty traumatic experience for our parents.

I hope you have a birthday that’s as delightful as you are… but let’s face it, that would just be too much happiness for one day.

Sarcastic Birthday Wishes for Boyfriend

To the most amazing, good-looking, and flawless boyfriend in the world. Happy birthday! You make all the other boys look like absolute losers.

It’s your birthday! And you know what that means… I get to post yet another picture of us on social media and make everyone else sick with jealousy.

You’re another year older and I still can’t find a single gray hair on your perfect head. You really are getting too good-looking for me.

Congrats on making it another year without falling for one of my many, many attempts to get rid of you.

I’m so glad you were born! Otherwise, who would I make all my sarcastic comments to?

Sometimes I forget how old you are because you act like such a child. But then I remember, oh yeah, you are a child. Happy birthday!

Happy birthday! I love everything about you… especially your ability to make me absolutely crazy.

I’m so excited about your birthday! I get to spend the whole day with my favorite person in the world… myself! Just kidding, happy birthday!

Wow, another year has gone by and you’re still not dead! You’re really good at this whole living thing.

Happy birthday! You’re one step closer to being old and wrinkly. But don’t worry, you’ve still got a few years left until you hit that point.

Congrats on surviving another year! You’re really racking up those not-dead-yet points.

I’ve always said that you’re one in a million… and I hope there are at least a few more just like you, so I’m not stuck with you forever.

Sarcastic Birthday Wishes for Husband

Happy birthday to the man who always knows how to make me laugh, even when I don’t want to. You’re one in a million, and I love you for it.

On your birthday, I just want to remind you that you’re still my favorite person… even though you snore like a freight train and steal all the covers at night.

I can’t imagine my life without you, and I’m so grateful that I don’t have to. Happy birthday, my love.

I’m so thankful to be sharing my life with you. You make every day an adventure, and I can’t wait to see what the next year brings.

Thank you for being the best husband and father our family could ask for. We love you so much.

Sarcastic Birthday Wishes for Wife

I’m so grateful to have you as my wife. You make every day an adventure and I can’t wait to see what the next year brings.

Happy birthday, my love. I hope that this year is full of all the things that you love and that it’s even better than the last.

Happy birthday to my partner in crime. I can’t imagine my life without you and I’m so grateful for everything you’ve done for me. Here’s to an even better year ahead.

I’m so lucky to be married to you. You make every day an adventure and I can’t wait to see what the next year brings. Happy birthday, my love.

I hope after reading this article you have found some of the best sarcastic birthday wishes, messages, and quotes that you can send.